I have a kidney infection so i have to get a sonogram and im talking to my bf..
I fucking quit
i hate art
"where’s your homework"
We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.
my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”
"you’ll understand when you’re older"
i am older and i understand absolutely nothing
what I want to do for halloween:
what I’ll end up doing on halloween:
tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal
like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along