Had such a sickeningly cute day today, I sincerely apologise to anyone who may have seen us in London and vomited a little.

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

ravefromthegrave:

mangocianamarch:

creepyold-kit-hands:

#no kitten food goes in the bowl #then food goes in you #you seem to have confused a step

#if i fits i sits

i need a cat friend *sobbing*

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

orphanblack:

thefishinthepercolator:

Orphan Black Poster by Me

Proof once again that Orphan Black fan artists are the best fan artists.

More #CloneClub art here.

Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

merylstreeptease:

i bet dermatologists hate him

texasenchantment:

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

tyquil:

*cracks knuckles* time to fuckin blog