November 2011
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fuckyeahbritishtv:
Karen Gillan tearing Katy Perry to shreds with her I Kissed a Girl parody.
“I kissed a girl just to sell a hit and you lot bloody fell for it.”
Ice cream for breakfast. Cereal for dinner. All those dreams we had as children...
– Benjamin Law (via graffitiandgreasyspoons)
I hate when I’m in public and a guy looks at me...
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If my mother actually took any bloody interest in...
Y’know, mum, if you’d actually read the bloody letter you might know what time I’m allowed to leave school early.
You might know how many lessons I’m meant to have a day.
BUT NO.
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Oppenheim's Cup and Saucer
twicedailypoetry:
She asked me to luncheon in fur. Far from the loud laughter of men, our secret life stirred. I remember her eyes, the slim rope of her spine. This is your cup, she whispered, and this mine. We drank the sweet hot liquid and talked dirty. As she undressed me, her breasts were a mirror and there were mirrors in the bed. She said Place your legs around my neck, that’s right. Yes.
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graffitiandgreasyspoons:
Just went outside. It’s incredible out there, like something from a Dickens novel or a Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes adaptation. The air is so light and crisp, but full of winter. It’s like I’m inhaling snow, mulled wine, stupid DFS Christmas Sale adverts, pine needles, fires, Gaudete, holly and dragon’s breath. It’s just so beautiful, I want to sit on my roof and just be...
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sometimes people think i’m not online because i don’t post anything
but i’m always here
scrolling
watching
judging
raiseyourglassforklaine asked: YAY TO BIRTHDAY
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sebschampionshipparty replied to your post: So, for A-Level biology coursework, you get marks…
wat :| I wonder if it’s like that for our physics one.
I only do Biology so I don’t know :/ It’s pretty stupid though. I mean, sure, a border makes it LOOK better, but it doesn’t actually have any impact on your science skills…
Most of the time, I don’t draw a...
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So, for A-Level biology coursework, you get marks off in the practical experiment if you don’t draw a border around your table of results.
What.
Like the examining board went:
‘Well, obviously anyone who doesn’t draw a border is just incapable of going anywhere in life’
My gift to you, David Yates, on your decision to...
crypticnymph: