March 2011
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rockandfuckingroll started following you!
Mar 31st
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toastylovee started following you!
ALSO. I think about 3 or 4 people followed me during my Carol Ann Duffy spam yesterday - SO THANK YOU FOR THE FOLLOW TOO, GUYS.
Mar 31st
jeneveuxchanter-deactivated2011 asked: read these. now.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-12919210
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/mar/30/suicide-bomber-attacks-pakistan-checkpoint

i swear, if she's lying about this, i will KILL her. this is such a sensitive topic.
Mar 31st
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Eye Pain? Back Ache?
Forget herbal soothers. You need a: DAMN GOOD SHAG Available only from Benedict Cumberbatch
Mar 31st
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And on the 8th day, God made Benedict Cumberbatch...
Mar 31st
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Mar 30th
My grandfather told me he'll go find me a cat...
milkbubble: noomrevlis: I WANT A GINGER CAT SO I CAN CALL IT BENNY. I had a ginger cat, but he’s disappeared before I went to England.. T_T *le sad Awww ;_;
Mar 30th
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Anonymous asked: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4vyRBMjEv8
aint that the kid from sarah jane adventures?
Mar 30th
My grandfather told me he'll go find me a cat...
I WANT A GINGER CAT SO I CAN CALL IT BENNY.
Mar 30th
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sorekara replied to your post: TWITTER IS WORKING NOW AAAH IT STILL GIVES ME ERROR T_______________T Awww, le EVIL TWITTER
Mar 30th
TWITTER IS WORKING NOW
Mar 30th
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Mrs Quasimodo by Carol Ann Duffy
I’d loved them fervently since childhood. Their generous bronze throats gargling, or chanting slowly, calming me- the village runt, name-called, stunted, lame, hare-lipped: but bearing up, despite it al, sweet-tempered, good at  needlework; an ugly cliché in a field pressing dock leaves to her fat, stung calves and listening to the five cool bells of evensong. I believed that they could even...
Mar 30th
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Anonymous asked: oh god don't even mention carol ann duffy to me D:
i wasn't studying her for english but i had to go to something called poetry live, anyway she was reading her poetry and her voice. It literally made me want to kill my self. she just drones on and on, i cuoldn't even tell when she was speaking or actually reading the poem.
Sorry if you like her, but i just needed to...
Mar 30th
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patchofcucumber-deactivated2011 asked: I squee so much that my body fails and has to shut down into a kind of hibernation mode.
Mar 30th
patchofcucumber-deactivated2011 asked: I need Benedict to read them to me.
SWOOOOOOOOON.
Mar 30th
NOOM_REVLIS: Pygmalion's Bride by Carol Ann Duffy →
costellocostello: noomrevlis: Cold, I was, like snow,like ivory. I thought He will not touch me, but he did. He kissed my stone-cool lips. I lay still as though I’d died. He stayed. He thumbed my marbled eyes. He spoke - blunt endearments, what he’d do and how. His words were terrible. My ears were sculpture, stone-deaf…  I wish we were studying Carol Ann Duffy instead of Gillian Clarke for...
Mar 30th
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patchofcucumber-deactivated2011 asked: I hadn't read Pygmalion's Bride before.
SO MUCH LIKE.
Mar 30th
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Pygmalion's Bride by Carol Ann Duffy
Cold, I was, like snow,like ivory. I thought He will not touch me, but he did. He kissed my stone-cool lips. I lay still as though I’d died. He stayed. He thumbed my marbled eyes. He spoke - blunt endearments, what he’d do and how. His words were terrible. My ears were sculpture, stone-deaf shells. I heard the sea. I drowned him out. I heard him shout. He brought me presents, polished...
Mar 30th
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Should be learning my French for GCSE speaking...
koala-incognito: FUCK IT, CAROL ANN DUFFY IS WAY COOLER. Uh, GPOY BUT WITH I.T
Mar 30th
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tittytittycaca asked: OH MY GOD.
I just studied Havisham for my GCSE's! I swear to fuck no one else in the class likes Carol Ann Duffy but me.
*LE RESPECT*
Mar 30th
patchofcucumber-deactivated2011 asked: Y U NO LIVE NEAR ME?
Mar 30th
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Should be doing I.T Coursework. It's due in next...
FUCK IT, CAROL ANN DUFFY’S POEMS ARE MESMERIZING.
Mar 30th
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patchofcucumber-deactivated2011 asked: I feel the same. EXACTLY the same.
It's nice to have people whose brains work in the same way mine.
*Le cuddle*
Mar 30th
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So much sex in these poems XD
BUT IT’S GOOD, I LIKE IT.
Mar 30th
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patchofcucumber-deactivated2011 asked: I HAVE NO IDEA.
I need to meet her. Then I too will write poetry.
DREAMZ, I HAZ THEM
Mar 30th
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Anne Hathaway by Carol Ann Duffy
The bed we loved in was a spinning world of forests, castles, torchlight, clifftops, seas where we would dive for pearls. My lover’s words were shooting stars which fell to earth as kisses on these lips; my body now a softer rhyme to his, now echo, assonance; his touch a verb dancing in the centre of a noun. Some nights, I dreamed he’d written me, the bed a page beneath his...
Mar 30th
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I welcome koala-incognito to my CAROL ANN DUFFY...
Mar 30th
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patchofcucumber-deactivated2011 asked: I know! I'm studying her stuff for GCSE too and I just can't get enough.
I like Salome too. And Anne Hathaway. And, well, all of them?
If it comes up on the exam, I'm not sure I'll have time to write about other poems... :)
Mar 30th
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"Frau Freud" by Carol Ann Duffy
Ladies, for argument’s sake, let us say that I’ve seen my fair share of ding-a-ling, member and jock, of todger and nudger and percy and cock, of tackle, of three-for-a-bob, of willy and winky; in fact, you could say, I’m as au fait with Hunt-the-Salami as Ms. M. Lewinsky – equally sick up to here with the beef bayonet, the pork sword, the saveloy, love-muscle, night-crawler, dong, the dick,...
Mar 30th
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patchofcucumber-deactivated2011 asked: Dude, Carol Ann Duffy is my world.
Furthermore, 'Havisham' is like my mantra.
*Le respect*.
Mar 30th
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Depressed that no one likes Carol Ann Duffy
WELL I’MMA SPAM YOU WITH SOME ANYWAY. p.s: I don’t even like poetry that much, but Carol Ann Duffy is LE AWESOME.
Mar 30th
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ANYONE ELSE LOVE CAROL ANN DUFFY?
NO? JUST ME? TALK TO ME PEOPLE, I WANT TO FANGIRL OVER AWESOME POEMS.
Mar 30th
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“I always seem to be cast as slightly wan, ethereal, troubled intellectuals or...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch. (via e16m5y09) Ahem. I think I need PROOF.
Mar 30th
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Anyone want to tell me how you put GIFs in a still...
Mar 30th
LIVEJOURNAL I'VE TO POST/READ FICS SO PLEASE COULD...
IT’S SO ANNOYING I HAVE NO PORN ;_;
Mar 30th
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NEW DOCTOR WHO TRAILER. JUST GO FUCKING WATCH IT. →
Mar 30th
detectivelyd replied to your post: When it says ‘Frankenstein, Reverse Cast’ does that mean with Jonny as the Creature? I’m pretty sure it does, since the first screening they showed was with Benedict as the creature :) Hmmm okay, thanks! :)
Mar 29th
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When it says 'Frankenstein, Reverse Cast' does...
Mar 29th
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cumbercarofnerds replied to your post: GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP I think that the cinema isn’t as good and seeing all the shocks and twists in the theater first would be WAY better. I think seeing it in the cinema first would cheapen the experience for you. Hmm, that’s what I was thinking too :/
Mar 29th
ridingacattoschool replied to your post: GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP I had to do that :( is the cinema one the same casting as the one you’re seeing at the theatre? Cause if the cinema one is the one you’re not seeing I deffo think it’s worth it :) It doesn’t say what way round the casting is :/
Mar 29th
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GUYS, I NEED YOUR HELP
Basically, there’s a showing of Frankenstein at one of the cinemas near me. It’s in the Easter holidays, at 8pm. I WANT TO GO. BUT It’s the DAY BEFORE I see it at the theatre. So i’ll have seen it in the cinema FIRST. :/ Then again, that could mean I take it in more when I go to see it at the theatre, because i’ll have seen it once already? IDK HELP ME OUT GUYS.
Mar 29th
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IS THERE AN ENCORE SHOWING OF FRANKENSTEIN AT...
IDK it says there is on the NT Live website, but I can’t see any mention of it on the Odeon website and IF THERE IS I CAN’T NOT GO. Even though I won’t have seen it at the theatre first :/ Oh no wait, will that just kill the whole thing? Seeing it in the cinema first?
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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Holy schmoly you can change your url?
whoblinks: /shamefully deletes last post Thankyou Vanita and Toni :P No problem! XD
Mar 29th
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I'm deactivating my tumblr (at some point).
whoblinks: Someone from RL has got my URL and I’m deactivating before they have a chance to come and stalk my secrets/confession/general bitchiness tumblr. You’re perfectly welcome to come and stalk me on twitter Despite you all being unrealistically brilliant people, who listen to my rants and put up with my dash spam, I’m a very paranoid person. Also, I think it’s worth mentioning to you...
Mar 29th
Mar 29th
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Mar 28th
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katiethecumberbitch replied to your post: katiethecumberbitch replied to your video: I MISS… I know :( *shakes fist* BARROWMAN INDEED
Mar 28th
katiethecumberbitch replied to your video: I MISS TORCHWOOD It’s ok! It’s coming baaaaaaack! BUT NOT WITH OWEN AND IANTO ;_;
Mar 28th
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WHO CAN YOU TRUST TO TRANSPORT YOUR GOODS. YOU WON’T BE SORRY WITH THE HARWOODS LORRY, YEAH.
Mar 28th
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