March 2012
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
ironfleet:
johnfenixaran
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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thecityofpaper:
do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
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the-nightmare-on-baker-street:
Just watching the news, and one of the top stories is how the government is debating on putting up the prices of pasties. The report went on for like ten minutes and accused the Chancellor bloke of ‘not being in touch with the British public’ because he couldn’t remember the last time he went to Gregg’s.
Bless this country.
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Asexual porn movie
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asexualaxolotl:
And in the part where the lead actress in her slinky negligee asks him if he’d like to come into the kitchen for coffee afterwards, she actually does make a pot of coffee and asks him about his wife and kids. It’s lovely.
And then they eat cake and have a Sherlock/Doctor Who marathon.
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aldous-snoww:
I thought I would take this moment to express my love for Derren Brown.
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me: i need to stop buying more books before finishing the ones i already have
wallet: no
credit card: no
tumblr: no
amazon: no
me: no
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